There He Sat, Broken-Hearted DVD#8 SKU: DV08     $29.95

You've been asking for it, but we never thought we'd catch it on our surveillance tapes. It's bad form for military guys to MASTURBATE on base, yet we've captured a couple of enlisted Marines BEATING THE MEAT like champions. THERE HE SAT... contains an hour of Spartan locker rooms, saunas & shower footage, plus the TOILET-CAM. With an EXTREME close-up lens, this little $2,000 Toshiba hi-res surveillance camera has been installed in the team-room head and aimed at the crotch of anyone parked there. Several sturdy Marines come in for a few minutes of morning meditation on the toilet. Then, one mesomorphic young wrestler with a FAT, WEAPON-LIKE TOOL and HEAVY TESTICLES cleans his pipes just before wrestling practice. After a couple of false starts, he actually JERKS OFF to a fistful of liquor-store porno magazines that he's smuggled in under his warm-up sweats. Several minutes later he dumps a THICK, WHITE WAD OF MARINE CORPS MANSPERM right on the floor. UNSAT!